Liquid, sorry for the confusion, I wasn't joking, you really would be best to have two sites. MrMarco was joking, but with you, not at you.
Here are the places to go to find programs for each of those verticals:
Health - Diet - AffiliatePrograms.com
I would recommend the C9 network as they have a quick response time. Sometimes Sandis finds his way over here though, and he is from the UniqueHoodia Affiliate Program at MoreNiche.
Shopping - AffiliatePrograms.com
I would say amazon.com is the best way to go for handbags.
You are going to want to build your own website so you can include links. It doesn't have to be complicated, feel free to start off as a wordpress blog with your links included and then later you can move to an HTML site